A very funny kindergarten graduation scenario

A very funny kindergarten graduation scenario

"Magic Briefcase"

Characters :
Queen of Knowledge Deuce Aunt Lazy Lazy Five Four Animals from the “Forest School” Magic briefcase

Host: Today it is impossible to contain the excitement. And the hall does not accommodate elegant guests. And we secretly wipe away our tears with a handkerchief. We take our kids to school. Meet them! Graduates of kindergarten No. n/n “Name of kindergarten” - …… years and their teachers:…….…

Music sounds, all the children and their teachers come in and perform dance moves.

1 Presenter : Time has passed and the children have grown up. Remember these happy years, And the solemn and big holiday - The first preschool graduation party!

2 Presenter: For some reason the hall became silent, There was delight and a little sadness in the eyes. Let us remember them now: Flirty and mischievous, A little daring and stubborn, Childishly playful, Unique, dear, And loved by everyone in their own way, and equally dear.

The name of each graduate is called, he walks forward, and a photo of the graduate is shown on the screen.

Poetry:

1. “Pre-school child, pre-school child!” - I hear it almost from the cradle, Only from tomorrow Don’t call me that: I’ll get up early, early tomorrow - And in the morning I’ll become a “school child”!

2. Our beloved, our beautiful, Our wonderful kindergarten! Today you are on your happy journey, seeing off the preschool children.

3. Goodbye to our fairy tales, Our cheerful round dance, Our games, songs, dances! Goodbye! School is waiting!

4. Our favorite kindergarten, You will be remembered forever! We will send you from school from excellent students... That's it. Hello!

Song “Farewell to kindergarten” by E. Kozhukhovskaya (“Bell”)

Poetry:

5. With tender sadness, “Goodbye!” Let's tell the group we are dear. We never parted with her, except on a day off!

6. The builders here were Doctors and tailors. In our bedroom we rested hundreds of times during a quiet hour.

7. We set the table for dinner, studied etiquette, and drew the House, trees and dawn in albums!

8. And more than once during leisure hours, Sitting quietly on the carpet, Together with the book we visited a kind fairyland.

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The song "Ding, ding, kindergarten!" Dance “Barbariki” with toys (sit on chairs)

1. Do you remember, five years ago, when we went to kindergarten? No, we didn't go! — Our mothers carried us in strollers.
2. I remember I cried every day, I kept waiting for my mother, looking out the window, And (Kolya) walked with a pacifier, (Valerka) wore diapers.
3. It happened that I ate poorly, They spoon-fed me, The bib saved us from porridge, From tea, soup, yogurt.
4. And if we weren’t sleeping, they rocked us on their arms. After listening to the “bay-bay” we closed our eyes.

5.Do you remember how I built big cities out of sand? We loved to throw snow, Anechka loved to bite.

6. Our tears and laughter will be remembered here, We won’t be like that anymore! Now the kindergarten is seeing us all off. Everyone: And we will not forget the kindergarten!

Presenter : Yes, we remember how foolish you were when you came to our kindergarten 5 years ago. Do you remember that time? Today, the youngest pupils, children from the junior group, are rushing to us, who want to congratulate you on graduating from kindergarten. Meet them!

Congratulations to the kids “Top-top, the baby is stomping!”

Educator of the younger group: You came to kindergarten with the same little ones, learned to stomp your feet, Now you have grown up. And we came to congratulate you on your transition to first grade! (leave)

Presenter : The years have flown by unnoticed, you have grown up, become wiser, and learned a lot. Your younger comrades, the children of the senior group, rush to us with congratulations.

Congratulations to the children of the senior group Dance-song “Peas”: 1st child: Today is the last ball For you, graduates! School activities and school bells await you! 2nd child: Let us be small today. But soon we will grow up and, following you, we will go to first grade! 3rd child: We wish you to study. Get straight A's And never forget your kindergarten "SUN"! 4th child: We envy you a little: You are almost schoolchildren. And we sincerely wish you a good journey! (leave)

Music is playing. Presenter: The music is heard again - the guest is rushing here to us. Queen of Knowledge: I am the Queen of Knowledge! Hello, friends! I came to school to see you off today. A lot of interesting things await you there. But first I will check if you are ready to learn.

School riddles:

1. Who goes to school with a bag of books in the morning? (student)
2. Very soon your cozy bright one will meet you...(class)
3. There is a clatter of feet in the corridor, then calls everyone to class... (bell)
4. If you know everything, you will get ... (five) at school
5. If you barely know, you will only get... (two)
6. Your... (diary) will tell everyone what kind of student you are.
7. Your schoolwork must always be in order... (notebooks)
8. If the bell rings, it means it’s over... (lesson) Queen of Knowledge: Boys and girls! My friends! I will tell you a hidden secret: I have kept the magic briefcase for many years. And I will give you the key to the briefcase. Open it, you will learn a lot, the road to knowledge will not be easy. (gives a key, the teacher opens the lock, the ringtone sounds, the voice of the briefcase sounds)

Briefcase : Oh, oh, oh! My castle is rusty! I got dusty in the closet! It sat on the shelf for a hundred years! But it was my turn: is anyone going to school here? Ring, ding, ding, the bell is ringing! I'm opening my lock!

Queen of Knowledge: Hello, magic briefcase! We really need you, believe me, We want to find out as soon as possible what we can expect at school.

Briefcase : Well, of course, so be it, I’m glad to serve. Receive guests, and have fun!

Joke skit (together with parents)

Presenter : Twig knocks on the window again. Mom escorts Alyoshka to first grade:

Mom (looking at the child) : There are shoes, there are trousers, there is a white shirt. You put a handkerchief in your pocket, put a diary in your briefcase, a brush and a pen. Only a smart student will learn everything quickly!

Put down all the notebooks, books and pencils.

(Mom tests the weight of the briefcase, bends under the weight).

Oh, kids have incredible strength!

Child : Listen, mom, if everything is familiar to you, go to first grade yourself. I’ll wait for second!

Scene “Forest School”

Hedgehog, Bear, Fox, Dog, Hare, Frog, Mouse, Rooster, Cat, Wolf. A tower is depicted on the board-screen, with the word “SCHOOL” written on it in large letters. Child : There is a tower in a field, smoke is coming from the chimney. Everything is ready for classes - not the tower, but the school. The teacher hedgehog is waiting for the animals...

The Hedgehog comes out wearing glasses, with a bell in his hands.

Hedgehog : Come in quickly! (Rings the bell, goes off stage)

Bear comes out Bear : I woke up early in the morning, my mother woke me up. She fed me honey and took her to school. (looking at the board - screen) What is the word? I don’t understand, sorry, I can’t read!

Fox comes out : I was almost late, Even though I got up very early. I brought beauty - Look at the Fox! (spins in place) Why are you standing here, Mishka? Why are you moving your lips? Bear : I want to understand the word! Fox : I’ll help you read: “Ku-roch-ka”! Bear : No, “Honey”! Lisa : Someone else is coming!

The Wolf and the Hare come out. Wolf : What, friends, is all this noise you are making? Lisa : Judge us now. Read what is written! Help me figure it out! Hare : It says “Carrot”. I read it quickly and deftly. Wolf : It says “Shashlik”. Fox : The Wolf has a small mind! Hen! Bear : No! Honey! Fox : Who will understand the word?

The Frog and the Mouse come out. Mouse : Pee-pee-pee! Are you making noise? What happened, explain! Hare : We've been standing for a whole hour. We want to read the word. Help us, friends! Mouse : I will read the word. It says here - “Cheese-rock!” Little Frog : Don't make me laugh, my friend! It says “Ko-mar” here! Wolf : Well, well! What a nightmare!

The Rooster and the Cat come out. Cat : Meow-meow! Why are you shouting? Explain quickly! Bear : We want to know the word, We don’t know how to read. Rooster : What's so difficult, anyway. This word is “Zer-nysh-ko” Cat : I can read it easily. This word is “Mo-lo-ko.” Fox : Who will give the exact answer? Is the chicken here or not? Child : The animals screamed like that for a long time, They didn’t respect anything. Here the teacher enters the classroom. He will judge everyone now.

Teacher Yozh enters. Wolf : Help us, teacher, Read what is written! Bear : Honey! Fox : Chicken! Wolf : Shish kebab! Hare ; Carrot! Hedgehog : We need to stop. Mouse : Cheese! Frog : Mosquito! Cat : No, milk! Rooster : I read: “Grain!” Hedgehog : I’ve listened to you all, friends, and now I’ll read it too: “SCHOOL”! Animals : School for animals? Hedgehog : I invite everyone! You will know the letters and learn to read! (All participants in the scene take a bow)

Briefcase : Ring, ding, ding, the bell is ringing! I'm opening my lock! Let the lesson bell ring! It's recess at the forest school... It's break at school! The walls shook! Exactly 305 guys are jumping, jumping and making noise. Change means children need to relieve educational stress, Oh, and difficult work - the learning process!

Dance "Freckles"

Queen of Knowledge: And now I want to know: can you count? Two plus two, three plus three. Solve difficult problems!

Tasks:

In a clearing by the river, May beetles lived: Daughter, son, father and mother. Who managed to count them? (4)

Three little bunnies, five hedgehogs. They go to kindergarten together. We'll ask you to count: How many kids are there in the garden? (8)

Five pies were in a bowl. Lariska took two pies, and her pussy stole another one. How much is left in the bowl? (2)

Seven geese set off on their journey. The two decided to rest. How many are there under the clouds? Count it yourself, children. (5)

Six cheerful bear cubs are rushing into the forest to pick raspberries. But one of them is tired. Now find the answer: How many bears are ahead? (5)

Seven cheerful piglets stand in a row at the trough. Two went to bed, How many pigs are there in the trough? (5)

Queen of Knowledge: The bell will ring soon, She will call you to class! Knowledge is needed everywhere - On land, in space and on water. Folk wisdom is hundreds of years old, It says: “Learning is light!” May school be for you all your years - a Land of daring, joy, and work! Goodbye! See you soon in the land of knowledge! (music sounds, leaves)

The ringtone of the Briefcase rings: Ring, ding, ding, the bell is ringing! I'm opening my lock! Receive guests, and have fun!

Out of the briefcase come the Five grades: I have an excellent grade, I am accustomed to praise. I avoid lazy people, I don’t make friends with them! Four: I'm behind the five, one younger. I have a good mark, everyone knows that! Presenter: Hey, grades, quickly come to us - we are glad to have such guests! Let our children get good grades.

Deuce comes out of the briefcase. Deuce: Hello! They say it’s your holiday today, but for some reason I wasn’t invited. Presenter: Who are you? Two: I am amazingly charming to everyone, All curved beautifully, I decorate the diary, Since you are a bad student. Don't trust anyone, kids, there is no mark better than a two. It’s impossible to live without me, All lazy people are my friends! It's fun to be friends with me, it's easy to get a two!

Presenter: It’s clear now! Well, there you go! Do we need a deuce, children? Children: NO! Deuce: I came to congratulate you on your holiday, but you are driving me away! I don’t feel sorry for anything for good kids! Here's a slingshot for you guys to shoot at the birds. Here's a water pistol to scare each other. I suggest you place these buttons on your chair. Use this precious stone to break all the windows in the school.

Presenter: We don’t need such gifts! Really, guys? Bon voyage! And forget the way to us! Deuce: No, auntie, you don’t understand, Why are you kicking me out? You probably have a fever! Look at my figure: what a neck, what a head! Presenter: Yes, the neck is long, but the head is empty. This one is not suitable for studying. Deuce: I cannot bear such an insult! There you are! Play! Collect twos and threes! Take it with you to school! (scatters grades) Game “Collect grades” (children collect 4 and 5 in a briefcase, and sort 2 and 3 in a bucket) Two: Don’t you want to be friends? So so be it. I’m no longer friends with you and I’m leaving you! And I open my briefcase and let new guests in! Bye! Hee hee hee! (runs away)

The ringtone of the Briefcase rings: Ring, ding, ding, the bell is ringing! I'm opening my lock!

Swamp. Aunt Lenya is reclining on the sofa or carpet, holding a fan in her hands, and a tray of sweets in front of her. Quiet, calm music sounds.

Aunt Lenya: Who is stopping me from resting? They don't let you sleep! (Yawns, fans himself; when he sees the children, he changes his grumpy tone to a sickly affectionate one). Oh, what nice, smart little kids! Oh, you are my sweeties! Welcome to my land of Sweet Dreams! Stay with me! Relax, live with me as long as you want! I'm kind! (yawns). Live with me for a little while, and then you won’t want to leave me at all! There are so many delicious and sweet things here! And most importantly, you don’t have to do anything! And look how soft, downy pillows and blankets I have! Lie down and relax! Close your eyes! Sleep is better than any medicine! Sweeter than father and mother! And where are you in a hurry? Presenter: Wait! I think I guessed who this “kind auntie” is. It's Laziness! Aunt Lenya: Yes, yes. I am Auntie Lenya - the Good Fairy of the Land of Sweet Dreams! Beautiful! Generous! Would you like me to give you some candy—toffee, or maybe you’d like some chewing gum? Presenter: No, no, you can’t fool us! We know that you are lazy! Our kids will soon go to school and they don’t need Laziness! Aunt Lenya: Yes! I'm Laziness! And you are all now in my power! You will live with me! You will look after me, feed me, dress me, put on shoes. I’m used to not doing anything myself! And there will be no school for you! My nephew never went to school, but he grew up handsome, well-fed and very well-mannered!

The nannies roll out on Lazy's chair, he is fat, with a pretzel in his mouth, covered with pillows, covered with a blanket, a pillow is pre-attached to his head.

Presenter: What an unusual nephew? What is your name? Lazy: My last name is Lodyrev. My name is Lazy. I am a well-known slacker, a glutton, a slob. I love to eat, sleep, and play on the computer. Actually, my friend is a down pillow.

Aunt Lenya: Yes, this is my favorite nephew! He doesn’t need books at all, they write a lot of nonsense there! What does it matter to rivers and seas? Just think, “SCHOOL”... (yawns). I wish I could get some sleep soon!

Briefcase: Oh, oh, oh! O laziest idlers! Deuce let you out in trouble! But I will come to the rescue! Lazy and Sloth: Who is this? Briefcase: I am a magic briefcase. And I will teach you a lesson! And I will cure laziness! I'll cast a spell the way I want! Let your pillow grow to the top of your head!

Parsley finally rises, the pillow rises along with her head. Trying to get rid of the “sticky” pillow. Parsley. Oh, what is this? How can I tear it off? The top of my head was rooted to the damned pillow. Will I never part with my pillow? (roars) Auntie-ah-ah-ah! Dear-a-a-a-!

Aunt Lenya: Oh-oh-oh-oh! What happened to you? (pulls the pillow, funny fuss) Lazy guy: (whines) Well, I’ll go to kindergarten with the pillow! Show off, pillow, for everyone to see! Comes with a pillow on his head.

The teacher enters. Educator: Hello, Lodyrev! Lazy guy: (politely). Hello, (…..Marya Petrovna….)! Educator: What’s on your head? Lazy Guy: Of course, a pillow! Educator: What? (tries to remove the pillow) Lazy Guy: (whines) The pillow has grown to the top of my head! Educator: Oh, I feel bad, I’m fainting! (crouches, Lazy Guy offers her a chair) Lazy Guy: I myself am angry and annoyed with her! I’ll go to the doctor with this pillow…. He walks around the hall, and at this time the Doctor appears, and the Teacher steps aside.

Doctor. Come in, sit down, patient, open your mouth, say “A-ah”! Lazy Guy: Won't you be offended? Bae! Doctor. (listens with a phonendoscope): So, let's listen to the child. Here is the liver, spleen... Now turn left. Touch your nose with your tongue.

The pillow has grown tightly, you can’t pull it away from the top of your head. I will give you this advice: You have to cut! With your head! (The doctor runs the edge of his hand across his throat with an energetic movement.)

Lazy Man faints and is picked up by Aunt Lazy. Aunt Lenya: No, I won’t, don’t touch your nephew! Doctor (scratching the back of his head): There is one more piece of advice. (shakes his finger): If you stop being lazy, If you go to study, A miracle will happen again, And the pillow will fall away!

Lazy: So, you have to try, To part with the pillow. I’ll do my exercises, put my notebooks in my briefcase, I’ll tidy up everything in the room, I’ll help my auntie! (takes away blankets, pillows, returns with a backpack behind his back, without a pillow)

Lazy Guy: Hurray! I am free! The pillow has fallen behind! I must admit, I was as lazy as a seal. Now I’ll forget about laziness forever!

Presenter. Yes, we had a lot of different stories with pillows... guys, remember what happened when you had a quiet hour?

Dance with pillows

Aunt Lenya: Yes! You won't get bored! I wish I could learn to dance and have fun like that too! Presenter: We will teach you if you promise not to be lazy. Let's start with physical education! And remember the first rule: only the strong, dexterous, and brave can overcome their laziness!

Children come out and read poetry, while simultaneously performing movements in accordance with the text. 1.What is physical education? Training and game. What is physical education? Fiz-, and kul-, and tu-, and ra!

1. Hands up, hands down - this is “physical”. We twist our necks, as if the steering wheel were a sack. Jumping high with dexterity is “that.” Running for half an hour in the morning is “ra”!
2. While doing this business. You will become dexterous, strong, courageous, Plus - a good figure, That's what "physical education" means!

Music is playing. Improvisation "Strong Men".

Presenter: And now the second rule for all schoolchildren: “a student should never be late for lessons.”

Game: “Go to school on alarm clock.” Two families are called: 2 dads, 2 moms, 2 children. On 2 tables there are school supplies (the same amount), which the child, at a signal, will begin to put into his briefcase. 1 alarm clock, which is set by the teacher - the alarm rings and is the signal to start. 2 balloons, which dads will begin to inflate upon a signal (so that the child goes to school with a balloon on September 1). 2 sets of breakfast (or lunch) for a schoolchild (for example: an apple, yogurt, a small chocolate bar) and a bag into which, at a signal from the mother, they will begin to put this breakfast. The alarm clock rings and each participant begins to complete their tasks. The child puts school supplies (notebook, pencil case, textbook, ruler, diary, etc.) into a briefcase or satchel; the mother collects breakfast and gives it to the child, and he puts it in the already assembled backpack; Dad inflates the balloon, ties it with a thread and gives it to the child. A child with a briefcase and a ball runs to the other end of the hall to the “School” sign. The family whose child runs to school first wins.

Aunt Lenya: That's what we were missing! Movement!!! We're starting a new life with my nephew! Labor! Energetic! Cheerful! It's time for us to get down to business! Clean up your country! I will clear the swamp, and I will have a bright, clean lake! And you come visit me! Do you hear? Did the birds sing? The stream began to gurgle! Thank you guys! (leave)

The ringtone of the Briefcase rings: Ring, ding, ding, the bell is ringing! I'm opening my lock! I give you my bell, let him call you to class. Well, a new, very happy call awaits you at school!

The presenter picks up the bell. Presenter: The bell has called you all, It’s time to say goodbye. Oh, how I don’t want to, friends, We have to part with you!

The bell rings and the children line up in a semicircle. Poems for employees:

1. When parting with kindergarten, we promise not to be sad! If anything happens, the school is nearby, we’ll stop by for a visit!
2. To the methodologist and caretaker, to the nurse and cooks, to our laundresses, to the wardrobe maid, to the janitor and watchmen, to the psychologist and speech therapist We say: Together: Thank you!
3. And to our head - Gratitude from the children! Every day with your care the kindergarten will only become more beautiful, more comfortable and brighter!
4. We loved the kindergarten. They hurried to the music room, Here we always have games, Songs from the very morning.
5. We did physical exercise, went out for a walk, had lunch and were tired, and put us to bed.
6. The time has come for us to grow up, and we are parting with our group. Our kindergarten “Sunshine”, bye! We won’t wake up in your cribs.
7. We will grow up big soon And sometimes we will remember the kindergarten, Such a nanny as... First name and Patronymic... We will never meet again.
8. Whose friendly smiles always greeted us in the morning?! Whose patient hands braided the girls’ hair?! Now it’s not us, it’s the other guys who will show you the pictures, and take you for a walk, and lace up your shoes. And as we leave, we want to say that we love you very much. And we will definitely not forget our teachers!!!

Song "Farewell"

Song and dance “The best kindergarten!”

Educators: Today it is impossible to contain the excitement. Your last holiday in kindergarten. Our hearts are both warm and anxious, After all, the children have grown up and will go to school. And how difficult it is for us to part with you, And to let you out from under our wings into the world! You have become family, you have become friends, and better than you. Seems. can't be found. Today, guys, we congratulate you, you are going to school to study and make friends. We wish you all success and health - And never forget your kindergarten!

Congratulations from the head, teachers, parents, etc. Giving gifts to children.

Here's another scenario for a children's party:

Kindergarten graduation scenario

Touching poems farewell to kindergarten

The years have flown by like birds, It's time for us to say goodbye to the garden. Kindergarten, don’t be bored without us, meet new children soon! And we will take a new road, the school called us to follow it. Kindergarten, don’t be bored without us, And remember us at least sometimes!

We are leaving our native garden, After all, today is graduation! We took all the toys, and took out a big briefcase! You were a kindergarten, a home for us, We lived happily in it. We will come to visit, Because we will not forget you!

Our dear kindergarten, goodbye! We have all grown up, we are going to school, You are without us, our kindergarten, don’t be bored, Accept new cheerful children. We, of course, will remember the Holidays in the garden and our everyday life, But it’s time for us to gain knowledge. Our kindergarten, we will not forget you!

Today we have the last holiday - in kindergarten, I can’t believe it, but I’ll go to school in the fall: And I will sit at my desk, write, count, And I will often remember about kindergarten...

We say goodbye to the kindergarten, To the toys, to the cribs, We cried a little here, And argued with the kids: Now we are adults, It’s time for us to go to school, And now the teachers will teach us everything.

The toys fell asleep in the cribs in the garden, I will never come to my group, It’s time to leave my dear garden, dear, But you will be in my heart forever!

Goodbye, kindergarten, You were glad to shelter us, Let other children make you happy with laughter in the morning, Let the goodness of your doors Attract all the children. Have a good trip and don't forget about us.

We are leaving the kindergarten, He gave us a lot of knowledge, And we wish the employees Bright days, like a carnival! Instead of us, children will come who are completely clueless, also read books to them, teach them without any problems. And for us, the time has come to apply knowledge in practice, in every lesson, to shine with wisdom for five. We will always remember kindergarten with a kind word and, of course, we will not forget to visit these walls!

Kindergarten, goodbye, goodbye! School, welcome the new kids. But we will miss you very much. We will not forget about you! Tomorrow we will leave the threshold, I will say “Thank you” to those who helped us grow in a glorious kindergarten, Now I will reach the finish line!

It's a sad holiday for the guys. Goodbye, kindergarten! We'll wave goodbye and say good wishes to the garden. May children's laughter always sound and be kept in fond memory. Remember us, remember, Raise others on your wings!

Guys, today we say goodbye to kindergarten. An equally interesting life period awaits you ahead and we want to wish you to always remain as kind, friendly, cheerful, energetic, positive and smart! Let there be more victories than defeats and never stop believing in miracles.

Our holiday is in full swing, we are dancing the waltz - we, Sadik, goodbye, we are students!

Today we say goodbye to kindergarten, Sad words come from the heart, And I want to say about the main thing, Our days are moving forward so quickly. Goodbye, kindergarten, You will remain in our memory forever, It’s a pity that we can’t bring you back, You gave us joy and care. We will keep in our hearts, That there was so much within the walls, We will cherish the memory, And nothing will be forgotten.

Our favorite kindergarten We are glad to see all our guests today. He guides us children along the path of an adult. We will always remember and never forget, Where we spent a lot of time, Where we surrounded us with care!

Today we say goodbye to kindergarten, But we do not part with it in our hearts, But we are not upset at all, We remain friends forever. We will say “goodbye, our garden”, Thank you for giving so much, And everyone was immensely glad that they came to your walls. I congratulate you on your graduation, I wish you strength and patience, let your happiness be great, I wish you inspiration in everything.

Today we have grown up noticeably, We are sailing from the bay of childhood into the ocean. We managed to learn a lot in the garden. We were given a huge amount of knowledge. And we gladly thank all the employees, you have so much humanity and warmth. And we wish that your work will always be a pleasure!

This is a little bunny, Nearby is a naughty bear, We’re not in a hurry to go to bed, It’s time for us to write in a notebook, Goodbye, dear kindergarten, You will be the most beloved.

We are dressed up today, Bright graduation, Soon we will rush to school, It’s time for you and me: Let’s learn the alphabet, Write letters, don’t be lazy...

How sad it is for us to leave, But it’s time for us to go to school, He’s calling us to hurry up to our desks, It’s autumn time...

We have collected our pencil cases, We have collected our backpacks, It’s time for us to go to school, It’s almost time for us to go to school...